Flight of the Phoenix

An awesome outdoor party stunt. With a can of beer in one hand, you drop your pants and drawers so you are bare-assed. Crumble a piece of toilet paper and wedge the ball between your ass cheeks. Leave a 6 foot trailer of TP that leads from your ass to the a few feet behind you, like the smoke trail of an airplane. Next have a friend light the very end of the trail (closest to the ground) on fire. Start running around the yard/party area while your friends count how many seconds it takes for your ass to start feeling the heat! The longest time denotes a clear winner! The line of fire shooting from your ass looks like an airplane diving with its engines a blaze!